The Cage Man Hits Another Home Run

The prolific and Academy Award winning Nic Cage has done it again.

Knowing is an absolute masterpiece.

Its a story you may have heard before. Cage plays Dr. John Koestler, an MIT Astrophysics professor, single dad, and atheist whose son comes into possession of a paper covered in numbers written by a crazy girl fifty years earlier and placed in a time capsule at the local elementary school. Upon closer inspection, Koestler notices the numbers correspond to a series of disasters during that fifty year time frame. Some of the dates are in the near future. Are they a prediction of doom? Is Cage somehow chosen to prevent the disasters? Will he reconcile with his father?

Any additional information would spoil the movie for you. Knowing is tense, riveting, and shockingly creepy in parts and well worth a spot in your Netflix queue.

Alarming News about Nic Cage

We're all big fans of Nic Cage here at Skynet, so it really pains me to break this news to you...

The Cage Man had to sell one of his castles because of the economic downturn.

I hope you were sitting down for that. I took it pretty hard when I heard the news. Damn this economy! I'm now sending out a call to arms. Everyone must go see Knowing immediately. Take the wife, kids, and your mistress. Buy a seat for Grandma and her dogs. Have a crazy cat lady in the neighborhood? Invite her too. And the cats. We have to pack the place. Don't even think about skimping and going to the matinee either. Hit up the 9pm show and pay full price. The Cage Man needs your help!