Sparklecados: Day 197
I'm very sad to report Sparklecado #1 did not survive the transition from Twilight cup to actual planter. Much like lame ass Bella, it apparently had no interest in living without limp dicked Edward.
Sparklecados #3 and #4 are still alive in their respective cups. One of these god damned things had better live. I've invested too much time.
Zomg Edward isn't limp dicked, he soooo broke her hip when they made fuck in the books. And that was somehow romantic, or something.
Meyer's message to teenage girls: it's okay to let a man injure you and completely change who you are if he's really, really sparkly.
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