Upland Lemon Festival

So the Skynet crew briefly visited the Upland Lemon Festival today and left with a real sour taste in their mouths. This festival is a real lemon. For starters, there really aren't any lemons. There were food booths, terrible music, and several garish hat booths, but few lemons. One of the two lemonade stands we saw was Hot Dog on a Stick. The crowd wasn't much of a squeeze either. We had hoped we would love it so much, you couldn't peel us away, but it just left us puckered.