Sparklecados: Day 197
I'm very sad to report Sparklecado #1 did not survive the transition from Twilight cup to actual planter. Much like lame ass Bella, it apparently had no interest in living without limp dicked Edward.
Sparklecados #3 and #4 are still alive in their respective cups. One of these god damned things had better live. I've invested too much time.
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Zomg Edward isn't limp dicked, he soooo broke her hip when they made fuck in the books. And that was somehow romantic, or something.
Meyer's message to teenage girls: it's okay to let a man injure you and completely change who you are if he's really, really sparkly.
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