Special Comment: Idol's New Judge
Taking a page out of Keith Olbermann's playbook, Governor X has been so deeply offended by a news item he feels the need to make a special comment:
Ellen Degeneres sucks.
Thursday, September 10, 2009
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Ellen has such limited skills that declaring her suckitude almost enhances her lack of talent.
Fact is, she is worse a performer than Abdul in the AI mentality. I loathe that program now anyway, after having been lured into watching the season before last and nearly requiring a lobotomy to reverse the effects it exacted upon my mental health.
With luck, a good bubonic outbreak on the set of AI might save us from Simon, Randy, Paula, & Ellen continuing to taint the gene pool. Pray for buboes...
Finski
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