Haiku About Roommates
Who ate my cookies?
The dryer runs at midnight.
Fuck this fucking shit.
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Ha! And you thought things were bad then! The new haiku reads more like "bitch lady threatened me. She is jealous of my skillz. Fuck her stupid shit."
You just broke my spine with your comedy karate.
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