Roger Federer is Better Than You

If you weren't up this morning to watch the Wimbledon Men's Final, then let me put it to you this way: You missed the greatest player ever win the greatest match ever. Sucks for you.

Nobody saw this one coming. Everyone, including those with the gift of premonition such as myself, saw Federer steamrolling Andy Roddick in straight sets to win Wimbledon and claim his record breaking 15th Grand Slam title. I forgot to take into account the fact that Federer is so good he will occasionally toy with his opponent like a predator.

He could have crushed Roddick, but what fun would that be? How would the legend benefit from that? Nah, the correct way to do this was to drag it out into a four hour deatchmatch, pulling out victory with a 16-14 5th set (No 5th set tiebreakers at Wimbledon).