Tuesday, July 7, 2009

W to Display Saddam's Gun at His Presidential "Libary"

George W. Bush, the worst President ever, will apparently be displaying Saddam Hussein's gun at his Presidential "Libary". It makes sense I suppose. Deposing Saddam was really the only success of his Presidency, even though it came in the midst of his greatest mistake (invading Iraq in the first place). Still, as a symbol of those 8 long, torturous years, I find it lacking. Here are some nick nacks I think might better represent the Bush Presidency:

The Mission Accomplished Banner
The Flight Suit
The Cod Piece
My Pet Goat
The Pretzel
The DVD of Katrina news clips his staff made him a week after the storm wiped half of New Orleans off the map
The rag the CIA stuffed in Khalid Sheik Mohammad's mouth when they waterboarded him 183 times
The Shoes
The Segway he fell off
Whatever the hell that thing attached to his back during the 2004 debate with John Kerry was

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