Jeff Goldblum is Quite Alive

So there were some nasty rumors going around this afternoon that beloved actor and perennial Academy Award snub Jeff Goldblum had died in New Zealand. I am happy to report he is still alive.

Of course, for someone as epic as Jeff Goldblum, falling 60 feet to his death on a movie set would be one hell of a way to go.

By the way, I can also confirm Jeff still hates beige and doesn't have email.