American Idol Update: Week 11

In their ongoing effort to find someone "current", Idol featured Rat Pack week. Hmmm. No, I don't think that makes sense. I wasn't ready to deal with such nonsense, so I didn't watch. I did watch the results show for a change because I wanted to see Jamie Foxx's performance, which was, naturally, a let down.

Some random thoughts:

Danny Gokey = Taylor Hicks II

Somebody give Kara some cock already. The sexual innuendos aren't going to stop until she gets some.

What does Simon think about autotune? I enjoy it, but something tells me he's opposed at a very fundamental level.

While I'm on the subject, I love that a singing competition keeps featuring singers that use a computer to completely alter their voice.

Matt G is finally sent home about 11 weeks too late. I can't imagine anyone I know buying a CD from any of these hacks that remain. Next week Slash is the mentor. Oh how the mighty have fallen.