American Idol Update: Week 8

Week 8...Bataan Death March Week or something. I can't tell anymore. Each episode is worse than the last one. Most of the entertainingly bad people have been swept off the show and we're just left with the really bad people. Gokey, Timberfake, Kris, Scott...they all turn to a repulsive mix of 1970s AM classics in my head. None of them are talented enough to have a career, nor over the top enough to be remotely interesting.

The fix is in anyway. The judges have already decided Adam is going to win. Seriously, Simon gave him a standing ovation after he skullfucked "Mad World" into oblivion tonight. That's all the proof I needed, but they actually offered more. Lil Rounds was the only remotely tolerable performer tonight and they ripped her apart. Clearly, they are eliminating the competition for their eyeliner encrusted golden boy. Yep, this year's American Idol is Adam Lambert, and your voting won't change that. You heard it here first.