American Idol Update: Week 11

I will endure a lot of things for the sake of this blog, but I will not subject myself to "Harry Connick Jr. arranges Frank Sinatra songs night" on American Idol. Furthermore, Siobhan was booted off last week so there is really no one worth rooting for. For a change of pace this week, we will be chronicling the results show tomorrow evening. Lady Gaga is performing and one of these undeserving assholes is going home. If that isn't good enough for you, we will be announcing the winner of this week's AI haiku contest tomorrow morning.