Interview with the Pansexual: Part 3
To conclude Pansexuality Awareness Week, we're pleased to bring you the third and final installment of our Interview with the Pansexual series. To lighten the mood, we opened the conversation up to some of the more absurd questions our staff came up with. Ever wonder how Kurt Cobain's headless corpse fits in to pansexuality? You're about to find out.
That concludes the serious portion of our interview. As you know, the Skynet staff is comprised of a bunch of adults who are still giggling 12 year olds at heart, so we have some additional offbeat questions, but before we move on to that, is there anything you would like to add?
lol Oh boy. No, nothing that I can think of at the moment.
OK. On with the show then...
Right. Don't leave me hanging in suspense.
Would you want to have Na'vi tail sex if you were physically capable?
You know, I would totally give that a whirl.
I think I would too. The Na'vi seem really happy.
They're pretty damn hot too.
Agreed. Have you ever asked your husband to cross dress?
Not specifically, but I've offered to let him wear my underwear and such. He wouldn't go for it.
Was that a buzzkill?
Well, his reaction was so funny, I couldn't really feel too disheartened about it.
Would you rather have done Kurt Cobain or Courtney Love in their prime?
Oh god. Kurt Cobain. Courtney Love was and is hideous.
That leads into my follow up.
How handy.
Given one is still Courtney Love and the other is now a headless corpse, which would you prefer today?
Haha. I'd have to make my own third option, which is "neither."
Their daughter, Frances Bean will be legal in August. Just want to throw that out there if that changes things. What do you think of the furries?
I didn't even know they had a daughter. lol - Oh lawd. Furry lovers can be rather ridiculous, but whatever. I don't hate the furries.
But its nothing that interests you?
Not really. Some people are into it, and that's cool, but it's not my thing.
What about anime characters? They can be overtly sexual at times. I hear Trunks makes some of the ladies swoon.
Man, Trunks is one hot bitch.
I'll take that as yes then?
Definitely. I am an anime/manga whore.
What is the anime porn? Hentai?
Indeed. There's also yaoi and yuri.
Which one is the best?
Actually, I kinda like yaoi best.
Is yuri girl/girl, yaoi guy/guy or is that just what the google happened to give me when I did a search?
lol - No, no, that's right.
We have a lot of Catholic high school students who read this blog. I'd like to take this opportunity to remind you to clear your browsing history when you log off if you just googled that. Next question...I'm sure you can figure out who this is from. Buttsecks?
Hahaha. I am not a fan, no.
Does my desire to go jogging with Orlando Bloom make me a pansexual or is it just kind of gay?
Who wouldn't want to go jogging with Orlando Bloom?
Sickos. That's who.
Right!
OK. Last question. At our local Carl's, Joanna, a transexual works the register at lunchtime during the week. Is there anything you would like to say to her?
Sure. I'd like fries with that.
Ranch or ketchup?
Ketchup. Ranch belongs only on salad.
I can't disagree with you more. Anyway...Thanks for taking the time for this chat. It will be very informative for our readers.
Sure sure. Oh I hope so.
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